can i jerk off into your mouth and tell you what a pretty little thing you are?
Girl math is not wanting to get pregnant + having the feral urge to get creampied during ovulation.
Anonymous asked:
Nimm mal zu bohnenstange
Bist nicht cool btw mit deinen komischen posts
mostwantedblockbaby answered:
kuss hase <3
wir haten frauen nicht im internet. wir haten frauen nicht in der realität. wir haten frauen nicht. wir lassen frauen nicht schlecht fühlen wegen ihrem aussehen. wir halten die schnauze wenn wir nichts freundliches zu sagen haben :)
THIS!!
oh oh oh……. frauenhater in action. VERHAFTEN 👮
everyone wants a girl with daddy issues until she sobs because she thinks you're abandoning her
toying with a pretty boy’s boxer band while he’s talking to me and watching him stutter and try to continue talking.
One important thing to remember in life: Do not coddle men. Do not do their work for them. Do not perform uncredited labor for them, including intellectual labor. Do not bend over backwards to help them. Do not tell them they are good at things they are bad at. Do not smile at them when you don’t want to. Do not laugh at their terrible jokes or stroke their egos or let them think they are better than you when odds are good that they are almost definitely not. Do not even deal with men whose presence bothers you when you can get away from them/when you aren’t regularly forced to be near them for things like work. Do not include men in your life who don’t deserve to be in it any time that you can avoid it at all.
they should make an app for all the men that talk to themselves in women’s dms. connect them all and let them send each other unsolicited dick pics and cheesy sexual fantasies.